Petly Town

  Little Johnny came late to school one day. “Why are you late, Johnny?” Asked his teacher. “Well,” explained Johnny. “Just round the corner, there was a poor old lady … …

  An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. “I assume,” she said with her most acidic sarcasm, “That … …

  An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a tree and approaches them. “Hey, I’m thirsty”, he hoots, … …

  A lizard mom is pushing her newborn down the sidewalk in a stroller. The neighbor saw both of them. when a neighbor approaches. “How cute! What’s your baby’s name?” … …

  Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on … …

  An ant is walking down the road. A cow comes along and splats him with a huge cow pat. Bam! The ant takes three hours to dig itself out … …

  News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg. “This is incredible!” they say. “A two-pound egg is unheard of! Do you have any goals for … …

Plantain (Plantago) leaves, commonly found in gardens, meadows, and even by the roadside, are a powerhouse of medicinal properties. Often overlooked as a simple weed, this plant has been used … …

  An old man goes to a lawyer and asks, “What is your fee?” The lawyer replies, “$1,000 for three questions.” The man is taken aback and says, “Wow, that’s … …

  A man eagerly waited at the train station to pick up his mother-in-law, who was visiting for the first time in a while. After spotting her, he greeted her … …