Little Johnny Is Riding With His Uncle Bob.
Little Johnny is riding with his Uncle Bob in his new Mercedes. Johnny points at the star emblem on the front and asks, “Uncle Bob, what’s that star for?” … …
A Senior Citizens Group Charters A Bus.
A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip: An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says. “I’ve just been molested!” The … …
A Man Prepares His Donkey And Dog For Long Journey.
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …
A Wife Asked A Question To Her Husband.
Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : No Wife … …
A Small Farm Boy Was Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly continued his milking. … …
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office.
Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects … …
An Elderly Guy Gets Pulled Over By A Speed Cop.
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the cop approaches him and … …
An Older, White Haired Man Walked Into A Jewellery Store.
So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for … …
The Teacher Asks Question To Class.
Teacher: He brings two buckets into the class, one filled with water and the other filled with Beer. Then he brings a donkey to drink. The donkey smells both buckets … …
The New Hire Heard That The Old Master Mechanic.
One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the … …