An Old Man Goes To Fill His Retirement Documents.
An Old man goes to fill his retirement documents. And Comes home really happy. His wife asks: Wife: Hey, why such a smile on your face? Husband: Can you imagine? … …
A City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race.
A lifelong city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He … …
Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single.
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good … …
A 5-Year-Old Boy Throw A Wild Temper Tantrum.
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter … …
Two Tigers Were Stalking Through The Jungles.
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue and licked the tiger before him. The startled front … …
A Grasshopper Walks Into A Bar.
A grasshopper walks into a bar He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender, surprised, says, “We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “Really? You … …
A Male And Female Whale Are Swimming.
A male and female whale are swimming together in the ocean. The male whale says, “You know, all the world is working to save our species. Environmental groups are … …
An Elderly Gentleman Walks Into An Upscale Cocktail Lounge.
An elderly-looking gentleman, (mid-nineties) very well dressed, with hair well-groomed, a looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into … …
A Freshly Married Couple Is Lying Together.
A freshly married couple is lying together after some romantic time. She snuggles up to him and asks sweetly, “What are you thinking about, love?” He stares at the … …
A Boy Johnny Breaks An Old Vase.
A boy Little Johnny breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? … …