Two Elderly Women Were Sitting On A Bench.
Two elderly women were sitting on a bench, waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and after a long while, one woman turned to the other and … …
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A Man Sat Down On The Train.
A man sat down on the train beside a priest, looking slightly disheveled. His tie was crooked and seemed a little worse for wear after a long day. As … …
The Junior Executive Had Been Complaining To His Wife.
The junior executive had been complaining to his wife of aches and pains. Neither one could account for his trouble. Arriving home from work one night, he informed her. … …
Paddy Goes To The Store.
Paddy goes to the store and He asks for a mouse trap. The lady behind the counter says, “I’m sorry, sir, we’re out. Have you tried Boots?” Paddy replies, … …
A Fly Kept Buzzing Around A Spider.
A fly kept buzzing around a spider who was busy building its web. Annoyed, the spider snapped: “Shoo away, you pesky fly! Once this web is done, I’ll catch … …
An Elderly Paddy Goes To The Doctor.
An elderly man Paddy goes to the doctor, who after examining him says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, you should be … …
An Old Man Paddy Opens The Newspaper.
An Old man Paddy opens the newspaper and is shocked to see his obituary. In a panic, he phones his friend. “Riley, did you see the paper this mornin’? … …
Little Johnny Moves To A New Town.
Little Johnny moves to a new town. He joins the local peewee football team, and for his first game, the coach lets him start. Once the first quarter is … …
A Teacher Ask About The Johnny’s Homework.
“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a … …
A Couple Drove Down A Country Road.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede … …