An Old man Paddy opens the newspaper and is shocked to see his obituary.
In a panic, he phones his friend.
“Riley, did you see the paper this mornin’? I open it and there’s my obituary. It’s lookin’ like I be dead!”
Riley replies:
“I saw that, I did!……. So, is it hot where you be callin’ from, Paddy?”
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