A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” … …
A Couple Are Sitting In Their Living Room
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.” “Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the … …
Johnny’s Preschool Class Went On A Field Trip
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station: The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class….. “Does anyone … …
A Woman In A Supermarket.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. … …
An Airbus 380 Is On Its Way Across The Atlantic.
An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The … …
It’s A Guy’s First Day In Prison.
It’s a guy’s first day in prison and he’s not taking to it very well. He’s off in the corner with that thousand-yard stare, hugging himself and rocking back and … …
A Police Officer Pulls Over A Speeding Car.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise … …
Little Johnny Walked Into His Dad’s Bedroom.
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a cond0m: Johnny’s father, in an attempt to … …
The Neighbor Bring His Bull.
A farmer arranges with his neighbor to have the neighbor bring his bull over to inseminate the farmer’s cow. While the bull is doing the business with the cow, The … …
Hunter Was Suddenly Confronted By A Bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. … …