Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a cond0m:

Johnny’s father, in an attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously. What ya doin dad?”

His father quickly replied.

”I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.”

Little Johnny replied….

“What ya gonna do, fu*k him?”