Little Johnny Walked Into His Dad’s Bedroom.
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a cond0m:
Johnny’s father, in an attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously. What ya doin dad?”
His father quickly replied.
”I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.”
Little Johnny replied….
“What ya gonna do, fu*k him?”