Betty and Martin were about to get married. Just before the wedding, they were tragically killed in a car crash. When they arrived at the gates of heaven they explained to St. Peter … …
John was in an accident and his face was badly burned. The doctors couldn’t reconstruct his face with John’s own skin because he was so skinny. But his wife said they could … …
A little old lady went to the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to … …
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor rolls … …
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, “Not until you feed the animals.” The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, “I don’t feel like feeding you … …
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to asleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a … …
An eleven-year-old Little Johnny was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to … …
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some … …
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around … …
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and … …