These Two Older Men Are Talking About Their Age.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said
“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a new-born baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”