Husband Want To Impress His Wife In Bed.
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes into pee. The husband slyly looks … …
A Farmer Buys A Cute Little Filly.
A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing next season, But when he gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts … …
A Butcher Is In His Shop.
A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back … …
Three Men Go On A Skiing Trip.
Three men go on a skiing trip. But when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel has mucked up their rooms. So they have to share … …
An Office Manager Was Given The Task.
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who … …
Mick Tells Paddy He Saw Him Through The Window Making Love.
Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said, ‘Paddy, in future, you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife!’ ‘ Why?’ Paddy asked. ‘ Because,’ said Mick, … …
The Wealthy Old Man Wants A Grandchild So Bad.
The wealthy old man looked around the table at his sons and daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. “Not a single grandchild,” he said with a sigh. “Why, I’ll … …
A Pianist Was Hired To Play Background Music For A Movie.
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that … …
A Guy Was Caught Fishing Illegally.
A man is caught fishing illegally for lobsters. He has two in his boat when the police approach him. He claims he’s not poaching them and they are his pet … …
A Science Teacher Asked Her Students A Question.
A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one boy said, “I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and … …