Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said,

‘Paddy, in future, you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife!’

‘ Why?’ Paddy asked.

‘ Because,’ said Mick,

‘all the street was sniggering when they saw you two making love yesterday.’

Mick said,

‘Nosey buggers, well then, the Iaugh’s on them. I wasn’t home yesterday.’