Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother.
Little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell … …
Two Elderly, Excited Southern Women Were Sitting.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These … …
An Old Lady Tells Preacher.
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his … …
Two Women Were Out For A Saturday Stroll.
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said … …
This Man That His Dog Can Talk.
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. … …
A Pigeon, A Snake, And A Bear Are Debating.
A pigeon, a snake, and a bear are debating “See that family over there,” the pigeon says, looking at a happy family at a park, “I can go over … …
Once Upon A Time Their Was Three Bears.
Once upon a time their was three bears. They decide to take a walk in the woods as their porridge cools. When they get back they are surprised. Daddy … …
Two Elderly Ladies Had Been Friends For Many Decades.
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting … …
An Elderly Joe Was A House Keeper.
An elderly Joe was a housekeeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, Sam, did suspect him but … …
An Elderly Joe’s Wife Likes To Sing.
An elderly Joe’s wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing … …