A Lawyer Is Trying To Call His Clients.
A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little Johnny, in a whisper, says, ” Hello” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?” Boy: (whispers) “Yes.” … …
An Old Man Was Sitting On His Porch.
An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. “What are you selling, young man?” he … …
The Doctor Known For His Extraordinary Treatment.
The doctor, who was known for his extraordinary treatment of arthritis had a waiting room full of patients. A little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in … …
A Man Runs To The Doctor.
A man runs to the doctor and says “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she had this … …
A Baby Turtle Was Standing At The Bottom Of A Tree.
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high … …
A Boy And His Father Were In A Mall.
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move … …
A Husband And Wife Went To The Fairgrounds.
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on … …
A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument.
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favorite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) … …
St Peter Is Receptionist At The Entrance.
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up. St Peter says “I know you! You were a very … …
An Old Man Went To The Bank.
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked him … …