An Old Man Plays Golf.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m … …
Johnny Goes And Confronts His Lecturer.
After having failed his exam, a student name Little Johnny goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Little Johnny: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely … …
A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema By His Wife.
One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge … …
L.Johnny Looked So Sad.
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it … …
An Old Man Purchase A Hearing Aid.
Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. “That … …
A Young Bride Was Scouring The Aisles Of The Supermarket.
A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over … …
L.Johnny’s Unexpected Observation About The Baby.
Little Johnny’s neighbor just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park.
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached … …
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Leans Over To The Bartender.
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender, “Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing … …
A 75 Year Old Woman Had One Hobby.
A 75 year old woman had one hobby – she loved to fish. She was sitting in his boat the other day when she heard a voice say, ‘Pick … …