Little Johnny Excitedly Reports To His Miserly Father.
Little Johnny excitedly reports to his miserly father… “Papa!” the johnny exclaims. “Instead of buying a bus ticket, I ran home behind the bus and saved a dollar!” The … …
A Pig Walks Into A Bar And Orders Ten Beers.
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers. As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts to leave the … …
A Cat Walks Into A Bar.
A cat walks into a bar and sees an empty counter. He saunters up to the bartender and asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender looks at the … …
A Guy Sits Down In A Movie Theater.
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog and it’s sitting in the seat next to … …
Tom Tie The Knot With His Longtime Girlfriend.
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His … …
A Man Goes To Confess That He’d Stolen Someone’s Cow.
A man goes to confess that he’d stolen someone’s cow. He was very much wracked with guilt in his confession. The priest forgave him in God’s name, but added … …
This Is The Conversation Between Husband And Wife.
My husband, who takes care of our house, sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. He asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the … …
A 60-Year-Old Man Is Getting His Annual Physical.
A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical: – Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? – That depends,” says the doctor. … …
An 80-Year-Old Man Was Having His Annual Checkup.
An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen-year-old bride who’s … …
A Man Asked His Father For Advice For Happy Marriage.
An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage… Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you … …