Two Elderly Gentlemen In Their Mid-80s.
Two elderly gentlemen in their mid-80s meet in the lobby of their apartment building. Both being hard of hearing, one asked the other in a louder voice, “Are you … …
The Family Arrived At Grandma’s House.
The family arrived at Grandma’s house. Little Johnny jumped out of the car and ran straight to his Granny. “Granny! Granny! How long are we staying at your house?” … …
An Elderly Lady Calls The Local Hospital.
An elderly lady calls the local hospital. “Good afternoon, madam,” the receptionist says. “How can I assist you?” “Could you please connect me to ward 2A?” the lady requests. … …
A Doctor Walks Into A Room Full Of Patients.
A doctor walks into a room full of elderly patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall. He then tells all … …
A Senior Citizen Visits His Doctor.
A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his life. “Well…” the man drawled, “not bad at all … …
A Zookeeper Wishes To Buy Some New Animals.
A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park. She writes: Dear Sir, We are a recently opened zoo looking to purchase 2 mooses. “No that … …
A Mischievous Farmer, Known For His Wild Sense Of Humor.
A mischievous farmer, known for his wild sense of humor, decided to play a prank on the animals in his barn. Feeling particularly bored one day, he led a … …
Dave Was Feeling Down.
Dave was feeling down, so his best friend Keith decided to take him to the pub to cheer him up. They sat together, having a few drinks, but Dave … …
A Man And A Little Boy Entered A Barbershop.
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in … …
A Man And His Son Went To The Zoo.
A man and his son went to the zoo. They saw a sign that said, “Feed the elephant a bun, and it will tell you your age.” The little … …