A mischievous farmer, known for his wild sense of humor, decided to play a prank on the animals in his barn.
Feeling particularly bored one day,
he led a female donkey and a male donkey to the center of the barn and gathered the other animals around.
He began a mock ceremony, saying,
“Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay together, and graze forth until death do you part?”
After pinching them both until they hee-hawed in agreement, the farmer declared,
“I now pronounce you donkey and wife!”
With a grin, he looked at the male donkey and said,
“You may now kick the bride!”
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