A Couple Are Sitting On The Couch.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up … …
Johnny Was Eating Breakfast.
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, … …
The Devout Cowboy Lost His Bible.
The devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its … …
When This Jockey Gets A New Horse.
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says: All you have to remember with this horse … …
The Telephone Rang At Johnny’s House.
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “ Hello, is your Dad … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …
Little Boy Johnny Was Attending Wedding.
A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny responded. His cousin was … …
A Man And His Wife Are Traveling.
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After a long silence, the … …
A Bride Was Very Nervous For The Big Day.
A bride was very nervous about the big day, so she went to talk to the priest to calm her nerves. The priest said, “As you enter the sanctuary, … …
An Old Bull And A Young Bull Were Lying.
An old bull and a young bull were lying on top of a hill. Below them stretched a beautiful field of green grass, filled with many cows. The young … …