Funny

An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a little too much to drink, and being responsible, decides to … …

An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips … …

“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher … …

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good-looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a … …

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realised that he would need his … …

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. It’s disgusting. Where did you hear it?” “My daddy said it,” Johnny … …

One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money … …

It was a bitter divorce, after four years of marriage and two children it was over. Sam showed up in court together with his ex to see what the verdict … …

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”. So the lion … …

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the … …