A Woman Walks Past A Pet Shop.
A woman walks past a pet shop. In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman: “You’re ugly” The … …
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A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Bar.
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.” Bartender: “Yeah! Sure … go … …
John And His Wife Are Getting Ready For Bed.
John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know love,” she … …
A Pastor Goes To A Nursing Home.
A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her … …
A Very Cranky Old Woman Was Arrested For Shoplifting.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store: She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the … …
A Priest, Jesus, And An Old Man Tee Off.
A priest, Jesus, and an old man tee off. The priest drives the green within 5 yards of the hole. Jesus slices the ball and it goes into the … …
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog … …
A Man Driving Around With A Pickup Truck Full Of Penguins.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in … …
A Teacher Says To Her Class.
A teacher says to her class: “Today we are going to play letter of the day a bit differently. You have to tell me a word starting with the … …
An Old Man Plays Golf.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m … …