An Old Lady Calls 911 Late One Night.
An old lady calls 911 late one night… So an old lady calls 911 late one night. The dispatcher answers “911, what is your emergency?” “There appear to be … …
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A Young Boy Johnny Went To Church With His Mother.
A young boy Johnny went to church with his mother. Midway through the service, the boy loudly said “Mama, I have to Go to the Bathrrom!” After taking him … …
A Couple Were Driving Through Canada.
A couple were driving through Canada on their way out west. After a while it became clear they had made a wrong turn and got lost. The wife consulted … …
A Man Is On “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”
A man is on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and is at the million dollar question. The question is “which of these birds doesn’t build its own nest? … …
A Gorilla Goes Into A Bar And Orders A Martini.
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the … …
Little Johnny Was Sent Some Early From School.
Little Johnny was sent home early from school one day. His Dad seeing him walk into the house was visibly confused and asked Little Johnny why he was sent … …
John Celebrate Their 40th Wedding Anniversary.
John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how … …
Two Old Men Were Sitting In A Restaurant.
Two old men were sitting in a restaurant having a cup of coffee when one of them looks at the other and asks, “Why are wedding dresses always white?” … …
A Middle-Aged Man Was Talking To His Elderly Father.
A middle-aged man was talking to his elderly father. “Dad, I remember when I first started dating, you gave me that advice: ‘Good companion, good in everything, good with … …
Little Johnny Excitedly Reports To His Miserly Father.
Little Johnny excitedly reports to his miserly father… “Papa!” the johnny exclaims. “Instead of buying a bus ticket, I ran home behind the bus and saved a dollar!” The … …