Funny

  The family arrived at Grandma’s house. Little Johnny jumped out of the car and ran straight to his Granny. “Granny! Granny! How long are we staying at your house?” … …

  An elderly lady calls the local hospital. “Good afternoon, madam,” the receptionist says. “How can I assist you?” “Could you please connect me to ward 2A?” the lady requests. … …

  A doctor walks into a room full of elderly patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall. He then tells all … …

  A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his life. “Well…” the man drawled, “not bad at all … …

  A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park. She writes: Dear Sir, We are a recently opened zoo looking to purchase 2 mooses. “No that … …

  A mischievous farmer, known for his wild sense of humor, decided to play a prank on the animals in his barn. Feeling particularly bored one day, he led a … …

  Dave was feeling down, so his best friend Keith decided to take him to the pub to cheer him up. They sat together, having a few drinks, but Dave … …

  A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in … …

  A man and his son went to the zoo. They saw a sign that said, “Feed the elephant a bun, and it will tell you your age.” The little … …

  A farmer goes to the local market to sell his bull. A stranger comes up to him to inquire about the animal. Stranger: Is your bull good at breeding? … …