Kevin Adams

  Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant. One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a vat of sewage … …

  A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to look at the pets. He sees a monkey with a price tag of $5,000. … …

  An elderly-looking gentleman, (mid-nineties) very well dressed, with hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into … …

  A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you. After much thought … …

  A mother is concerned and decides to take a DNA test. She discovers that their child is not biologically related to her or her husband. Wife: “Darling, we need … …

  Little Johnny asks his father: “Where does the wind come from?” “I don’t know.” “Why do dogs bark?” I don’t know.” “Why is the earth round?” “I don’t know.” … …

  A man is playing with a stray dog. His wife says, “Don’t play with this ugly and disgusting thing!” The husband defends, “Come on. He isn’t that ugly and … …

  An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room. As they sat there, They are staring at each other. Not knowing there is egg and chicken, the … …

  A Drow Elf, a High Elf, and a Wood Elf were stranded on a desert island. They found an old lamp, rubbed it to clean it, and a genie … …

  A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The … …