Kevin Adams 
Teacher asks, “Who can tell me the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny pipes up, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher is puzzled, “What on Earth are you talking about, Johnny?” Little Johnny … …
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat there were more … …
This is a story of a man who worked at the post office. His job was to process all mail items that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came … …
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The … …
The old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office having his hearing checked. The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, … …
An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding,” he said. “I’m almost 60 years old.” The bartender apologized, but said … …
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it … …
3 young rats stopped at a bar in a rough neighborhood one night. They got to talking and bragging about how tough each of them were. One rat downs … …
Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour. When she comes she is surprised to see her grandchild running … …
Two old ladies go visit their friend Mary. They sit down and after a while Mary says: “How foolish of me! I haven’t even offered you coffee.” So she … …