A Six-Year-Old Boy Was Standing With His Father.
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father was telling the boy how dangerous polar bears were and … …
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An Elderly Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.” … …
The Elderly Inventor Of The Harley Davidson Died And Went To Heaven.
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your Motorcycles … …
A Group Of Frogs Was Traveling.
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit and saw how deep … …
A Dog Walks Into A Shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks … …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
An Old Man Played Golf Every Day.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m … …
The Boss Dialed His Employee’s Phone Number.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, … …
Husband & Wife Had A Fight.
Husband & Wife had a Fight. Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door … …
Billy Called The Johnny.
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need … …