Little Johnny Bring His Teacher A Pretzel.
Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she said, “These pretzels … …
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Husband Flirtatiously Requests His Wife.
Husband flirtatiously requests his wife. “Sugar, can you lend me 15 dollars?” He continues, “I want to buy a case of beer.” Wife says, “No darling.” Husband asks, “Why?’ “I … …
A Man Hated His Wife’s Cat.
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park… … …
A Little Old Lady Who Wanted A Parrot.
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for sale in the newspaper. … …
An Old Man Is 85 And Take His Wife.
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking away, he responded, “Because … …
An Elderly Couple Were Sitting Outdoors.
An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly shuffle. The man … …
A Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet.
A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The … …
A Wife Asks Her Husband.
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get … …
A Woman Went Down To The Welfare Office.
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he … …
A Girl Lobster Meets A Crab Boy.
A girl lobster meets a crab boy, they quickly hit it off and start dating. Unfortunately, the girl lobsters’ father is dead set against interspecies relationships and tells his daughter. … …