The Devout Cowboy Lost His Bible.
The devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its … …
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When This Jockey Gets A New Horse.
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says: All you have to remember with this horse … …
The Telephone Rang At Johnny’s House.
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “ Hello, is your Dad … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …
Little Boy Johnny Was Attending Wedding.
A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny responded. His cousin was … …
A Man And His Wife Are Traveling.
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After a long silence, the … …
Two Police Officers Saw An Old Woman.
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …
Husband And Wife Went To See A Marriage Councillor.
Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the councillor stood up, went … …
A Young Boy Johnny Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be d@rned.” … …
A Boy With A Monkey Was Walking Down.
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take … …