A Couple Goes In A Bar.
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years ago, he was my … …
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The Conversation Between Husband And Wife.
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife: But there are poor … …
The Telephone Rang At Little Johnny’s House.
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “ Hello, is your Dad … …
A City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race.
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found … …
A Six-Year-Old Boy Was Standing With His Father.
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father was telling the boy how dangerous polar bears were and … …
An Old Man Went To The Bank.
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked him and … …
A 100-Year-Old Man Was Having A Birthday Party.
A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home. A TV crew was there to interview the man on this special day. “Please tell our audience … …
An Angry Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband.
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What will you have?” he … …
A Lady Approaches Her Priest.
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do … …
Little Johnny And Jenny Are Only 10 Years Old.
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old and know that they’re madly in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to … …