Wife Was Preparing Breakfast.
The wife is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
The husband wanders in, still in his pyjamas.
She turns to him and says, “I need you to make love to me this very minute.”
His eyes light up and he thinks, “This is my lucky day.”
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she just says, “Thanks,” and returns to the kitchen stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, “What was that all about?”
She explains, “Well, the egg timer is broke.”