Two Elderly Widows, Were Watching The Folks.
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.
“You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘S*x and Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual org@sm’.
‘Mutual org@sm’ here and mutual org@sm’ there – that’s all they talk about.
Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual org@sm?”.
Mabel thought for a long while.
Finally, she shook her head and said,
“No, I think we had State Farm.