This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.

After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.

After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…

He asks the barman,

“What the f*ck is that?”

The barman says,

“It’s a moose.”

The Scottish chap yells,

“F*ck me! How big are the cats!?”