The Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.

Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today Madam” ..??

Female Patient: “Help Me Doctor, I’ve got the Farts. I mean I Fart all the time,”

The Doctor nods, “Hmmm.”

Female Patient: “My Farts don’t stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I Fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I’ve Farted five times.”

“Hmmm” says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The Patient is thrilled “Thank you Doctor. This prescription, will it really clear up my Farts”..??

“No,” sighs the Doctor,.

“This Prescription is to clear up your Sinuses, it stinks like a fermented pigs diaper in here. Next week I want you back here for a Hearing Test.”:)

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