Three Mischievous Old Grannies Were Sitting On A Bench.
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, “We bet we … …
An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket.
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old … …
Little Johnny And His Family Were Having Sunday Dinner.
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his … …
A Dad Was Having A Conversation With His 8 Year Old Son.
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He went over many job … …
An Old Man Was Driving His Lambo.
An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150, then 180. Suddenly he … …
Three Old Couples Were Having Tea One Fine Day.
Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, “Pass … …
An Elderly Couple Walk Into A Restaurant.
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts … …
A Bird Fell Out Of The Nest.
A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world. Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks: “Hello, I’m a little bird. Who … …
An Old Lady Started Learning To Swim.
A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your … …
Little Johnny Asks The Teacher.
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!” Johnny is relieved. … …