An Old Man Is On His Deathbed.
An old man is on his deathbed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son “I want you to have all the property in … …
An Old Man In Mississippi Was Sitting On His Front Porch.
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out … …
A Man Meets Young Woman On His Way To The Fair With His Pig And Chicken.
A Man was going to the county fair one day with a pig under one arm and a chicken under one arm, and a basket on his head. He came … …
A Farmer And His Dog Need A Ride.
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s too far for … …
Twin Sisters Turned One Hundred Years.
Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of … …
Grandpa Was Telling His Young Grandson.
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could … …
A Man Is Surprised To See A Parrot Seated Next To Him.
On reaching his plane seat, A man is surprised to see a parrot seated next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, then the parrot squawks “And … …
Three Nuns Tried To Trick This X-ray Parrot.
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led from church to the reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big residential house. … …
A Little Boy Goes To His Father
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’ The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out … …
A Lawyer Was On Vacation.
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the … …