A Man Incapable Of Doing All The Things Around The House.
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, … …
Three Friends, George, Alan And Richard, Die In A Car Crash.
Three friends, George, Alan and Richard, die in a car crash and go to heaven. When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them, giving them the usual … …
An Elderly Joe Was A House Keeper.
An elderly Joe was a housekeeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, Sam, did suspect him but … …
The Animals Were Sitting Around The Grasshopper’s House.
One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit … …
A Burglar Broke Into A House One Night.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, … …
Paul Was Ambling Through A Crowded Street Fair.
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For fifteen dollars, I … …
An Old Man On Crowded Bus.
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable … …
An Elderly Couple Visits A Doctor.
An elderly couple visits a doctor The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog … …
Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF … …