Lisa Bought A Donkey From A Farmer.
Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry , … …
Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry , … …
Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” The guard asked, “What’s his name?” Little Johnny says … …
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just … …
There was an old farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the award for the best grown corn. One year a news reporter interviewed him and … …
An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old … …
Three mice are bragging to each other in a bar. The first one brags, “I am one badass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the … …
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from … …
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the … …
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first woman explains. “My … …
Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. … …