The Party’s Host Paid Great Compliment To A Lady.
The party’s host paid great compliment to a lady. You are a good-looking woman He continued. Honest, I’ve had only one beer. Her glow was only slightly dimmed when … …
Little Johnny Had To Take Care Of His Baby Sister.
Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping. To pass the time he decided to go fishing and reluctantly took … …
L.Johnny Was Eating Breakfast.
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a … …
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him.
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to hunt any more. I think I need a pair … …
A Lady From City Travelling Through The Train.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not … …
Jack Wakes Up With A Horrible Hangover.
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his … …
A Bee Is Driving Along The Highway.
A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to pick him up. After 100km the car sputters and comes … …
A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia For A Vacation.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan … …
A Boss Says To His Secretary.
A boss says to his secretary “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements” . The secretary makes call to her husband “my boss and i will … …
An Elderly Woman Hurried To The Pharmacy.
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly woman found an … …