A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s … …
The Baby Pigeon Flying A Long Distance.
The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece … …
Johnny Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make … …
A Mother Left Her Baby To Her Husband.
A couple had their first baby. After a week or so the mother thought she could use a break and went shopping leaving the little baby with the proud father. … …
An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An Old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will … …
A Old Man Walks Into A Pharmacy.
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located. … …
An Old Man Had A Dog.
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told him that if … …
Johnny Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make … …
Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single.
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good … …
The Pastor Noticed Johnny Staring Up At The Large Plaque.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of … …