Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church.
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t … …
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies Are Sitting.
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for … …
An Elderly Joe Was A House Keeper.
An elderly Joe was a housekeeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, Sam, did suspect him but … …
An Elderly Man Walks Into A Bar In London.
An Elderly man walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one … …
A Divine Request for a Fishy Adventure.
One day God calls down to Noah and says: “Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark,” Noah replies. “No probs God, me old … …
An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming.
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle, When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks … …
A Couple Had Been Married For 40 Years.
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her to look inside … …
A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mother.
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, ‘good morning young … …
A Couple Were Out Doing Some Christmas shopping.
A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she was surprised to … …
A Man Was Driving A Car.
A man was driving a car … A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !! Man shouted : “Hey Buffalo” Lady turned back and shouted : “You donkey, … …