A Man And A Woman Had Been Married.
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time … …
A Boy Was Cycling With A Basket Of Eggs On It.
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. … …
An Old Man, A Boy And A Donkey Were Going To Town.
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed … …
A Small Farm Boy Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny … …
An Old Boy Was Walking Down The Street.
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag … …
A Husband And Wife Came To See A Therapist.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem … …
Three Senior Women Were Sitting And Having A Chat.
Three senior women were sitting in a cosy diner, having a chat. The first woman says, “I feel I’m getting really forgetful lately. This morning, I paused in the … …
A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says “I have these two horses and I just can’t … …
A Hunter Goes On Safari With His Wife.
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her … …
A Husband Asks His Wife.
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry … …