A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well.
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the … …
FBI Agent Gets Chased By A Bull.
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent comes up to him and says, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do … …
Johnny Is Always Being Teased By Neighbourhood Boys.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little … …
A Man Goes To The Psychiatrist.
A man goes to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks his patient: “Do you really think that you are a horse?” The patient: “Yes.” The Doctor: “Ok, it will be a long … …
The Queen Was Riding In An Open Carriage.
The Queen was riding in an open carriage with the American Ambassador. when one of the horses let out an enormous fart. The Queen turns to the Ambassador and says … …
An Elderly Couple Decided To Relive The Honeymoon.
It was their 50th wedding anniversary and the elderly couple, in their 70’s, decided to relive the honeymoon. When they arrived at the hotel where they had stayed that first … …
The 90-Year Old Man Lived In A Rest Home.
This ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. … …
An Old Farmer And His Wife Had A Bunch Of Pigs.
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the … …
A Pig And A Chicken Were Walking By A Church.
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, The pig suggested to the … …
A Father And Little Johnny Went Fishing.
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He … …