Little Johnny Sees His Father Sitting.
Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says “I’m busy…go ask your … …
A Santa Was Ready For His Christmas Run.
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did … …
A Retired Military Officer Found A Talking Frog.
A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.‘ he … …
A 5 Year-Old Bad Behaved Boy Created Havoc.
A huge airplane, full of passengers, had just taken off when a 5 year-old bad behaved boy created havoc with yelling and crying out loud. Despite his mother’s efforts, the … …
A Man And His Pet Badger Walk Into A Bar.
It’s about 5 pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating peanuts. As the night goes on they … …
This Man Hated Paying The Expensive Vet Bills For His Wife’s Cat.
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our doon She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry … …
A Man Was Driving Through West Texas.
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started … …
An Extremely Modest Man Was In The Hospital.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips … …
Two Elderly Man Having A Few Beers.
Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still … …
A Deer Sees A Crying Bunny, Sitting By The Road.
A deer sees a crying bunny, sitting by the road. When asked what is wrong, the bunny said: “The bear asked me if I fuzz, I said that I don’t … …