A Wife Plans A Day Out For Husband’s Relaxation.
Dave’s wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and … …
The Two Old Men Shamus And Murphy Fancied A Pint.
The two old men Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them; They could only raise the staggering sum of one … …
Jake And Saul Are Two Old Retired Widowers.
Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism … …
A Man Walks Into A Pharmacy.
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few … …
Johnny’s Teacher Has Asked Him Some Questions.
Johnny’s teacher has asked him some questions Johnny, what’s 12+12? he said 24 how about that? she said what’s 15+15? he said 30 how about that? she says go stand … …
L.Johnny Walks Into A General Store.
A Little Johnny walks into a general store, walks up to the owner and asks for a job: The owner says. “you think you’d make a good salesman?” The Little … …
A Veterinarian Surgeon Had A Hell Of A Day.
A veterinarian surgeon had a hell of a day, But when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink … …
Eight Monkeys In A Room.
Eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time a … …
A Woman Awakes During The Night.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds … …
Wife Tries To Ignite The Old Flame.
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in s*x. She wondered about ways to add some … …