An Elderly Man Paddy Goes Into A Pharmacy. –
An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours from the bottle … …
How Does A Farmer Tell The Weather On His Farm?
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot. So she asks the class how does a … …
A Pharmacist Narrowly Escapes Getting Punched In The Nose By An Irate Husband
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I … …
The Doctor Told An Old Man To Test His Wife But It Was The Old Man That Was Taking The Test
There was an elderly man visiting a doctor for his check-up. As he was leaving he asked the doctor if he could recommend a specialist for his wife. “What’s wrong … …
A Very Wrong Answer
Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during class, “Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the … …
The Teacher At The Beginning Of The Class Says. –
The teacher at the beginning of the class says: “OK kids, we are going to talk about s*xual education today. First, we’ll talk about how human reproduction goes on…” … …
A Woman Found Herself Standing Outside The Pearly Gates. –
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? … …
Johnny Is Sitting In Class. –
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot. So she asks the class how does … …
Father Teaches Son True Values Of Life. –
There was a boy, whose family was very wealthy. One day his father took him on a trip to the country, where he aimed to show his son, how … …
A Zebra Lived Her Entire Life In a Zoo. –
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat that she could … …