A farmer Was Out Working In His Fields. –
A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. He was quite a ways from the house, so he just climbed off his … …
Dustin and Jane Were Adopted A Baby. –
Dustin and Jane were very much delighted that finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end: The adoption centre called and told them they … …
Little Johnny Is Bored. –
Little Johnny is bored one Saturday, so he says to his dad, “Dad, I’m bored. What is there to do?” His dad decides to have a little fun with … …
A Couple Was Going To A Costume Party
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for … …
An Earwig Was In The Football Team. –
An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing. One of his teammates got injured and the coach told the earwig to go on. … …
A Farmer Goes To Australia For A Vacation. –
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan … …
A Man Walked Into His Backyard. –
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree: He called a gorilla removal service and soon a serviceman arrived with … …
An Old Man Was Living In A Nursing Home.
An old man, Mr Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. … …
An Old Lady Was Walking Down The Street. –
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while … …
A Letter An 83-Year-Old Lady Wrote To Her Grandson. –
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you. I went to … …