A Man Wanted To Take A Dive In A Nearby Lake.
The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all … …
A Freshman Attending A Recent Football Game.
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,.. … Took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for … …
A Man Woke Up, His Dog Is Laying On The Back.
A man woke up, His dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit’s not bl0ody, just dirty. His neighbor’s kids … …
A Maid Asked The Lady Of The House For A Raise.
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband says I cook better … …
A Teacher And Her Class Learn About Grown-Up Words.
A teacher is teaching her class of kindergarteners how to use grown-up expressions. She points to little Sally and asks, “Sally, what did you do this weekend.” Sally tilted her … …
A Professor And An Old Farmer Are Talking On A Train.
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you give me $5; then … …
A Very Distinguished Lady Was On A Plane Arriving From Switzerland.
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do … …
The Little Sexy Housewife Was Having Her TV Repaired.
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk … …
Three Dogs Are In Kennels At The Vet.
Three Dogs are in kennels at the vet. A mutt, a chihuahua, and a lab. “What are you in for?” The mutt asks the Chihuahua. “I’ve been humping the master’s … …
A Frog Is Born Mute.
A frog is born mute so he can’t make any noises that a frog typically makes because, well, he can’t make any noises at all. So naturally it’s very difficult … …