A Man Wanted To Take A Dive In A Nearby Lake.
The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all … …
The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all … …
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,.. … Took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for … …
A man woke up, His dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit’s not bl0ody, just dirty. His neighbor’s kids … …
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband says I cook better … …
A teacher is teaching her class of kindergarteners how to use grown-up expressions. She points to little Sally and asks, “Sally, what did you do this weekend.” Sally tilted her … …
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you give me $5; then … …
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do … …
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk … …
Three Dogs are in kennels at the vet. A mutt, a chihuahua, and a lab. “What are you in for?” The mutt asks the Chihuahua. “I’ve been humping the master’s … …
A frog is born mute so he can’t make any noises that a frog typically makes because, well, he can’t make any noises at all. So naturally it’s very difficult … …