Three Men Died On Christmas Eve.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said, you must each possess something … …
Teacher Was Trying To Pass Some Wisdom.
A teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came … …
A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.
I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but … …
Little Johnny Gets Caught Playing Doctor.
Little Johnny gets caught playing doctor with the neighbour girl. Dad doesn’t approve thinking Johnny is on track to knock up a young teen in a few years. “Johnny, you … …
A Woman Went Shopping.
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and … …
Fred Gets Home Late One Night.
Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied. “A tattoo?” she frowned. … …
The Little Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother.
Little johnny was waiting for his mother outside the lady’s room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you … …
A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit Are Called Up.
During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all admit they’re terrified … …
A Bunch Of Boys Decide To Go Cow Tipping.
A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping… They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest cow and have … …
An Old Woman Was Furious And Honked Her Horn.
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through … …