A Husband Requests A Wife.
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.” The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!” … …
A 65-Year-Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’ ‘There’s something wrong with … …
Two Old Guys Were Sitting In The Park.
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting … …
The Phone Rings In Dr. Stein’s House.
It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.” Dr. Stein takes … …
A Man Is In Court.
A man is in court. The Judges says. “On the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you … …
A Chimpanzee Invented Some Tools To Eat His Dinner.
One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his … …
Little Johnny’s House Is Packed.
Little Johnny’s house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. Grandpa calls 6-year-old Johnny and starts asking about school, girlfriends and other stuff he can think of. After a while, … …
A Lady Was In A Pet Store.
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be sure before making any … …
Two Storks Are Sitting In Their Nest.
Two storks are sitting in their nest: A father stork and a young stork. The young stork is crying and Father stork is trying to calm him: “Don’t worry, son, … …
Three Mischievous Old Grannies Were Sitting On A Bench.
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, “We bet we … …