A Farmer Had A Problem With Foxes Stealing His Chickens.
A farmer had a problem with foxes stealing his chickens, so he decided to get a guard dog. He went to the pet shop and asked for a fierce dog … …
An Old Man’s Breakfast Adventure.
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So … …
Two Crocodiles Were Sitting.
Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river Thames in London……… The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be … …
The Pastor Found A Pink Envelope
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.? It happened again the next week.? The … …
A Man Finds A Wallet With $700 In It.
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a … …
Paddy And Mick Were Both Laid Off.
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked about his occupation, Paddy answered, “Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies’ knickers … …
An Elderly Lady From A Remote Little Town.
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very well known golf course. … …
Two Old People Flirt At A Seniors’ Singles Bar.
Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of … …
A Man Was Having An Argument With His Wife.
A man was having an argument with his wife. In the heat of the argument, his wife called him a fool. The husband got angry and said he could not … …
Little Red Riding Hood Walks Through The Forest.
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says … …