An Elephant Drinking From A Stream Spots.
An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, … …
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counselor.
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counselor. And Said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute … …
Johnny Was Late For School.
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the … …
An Old Man Is 85 And Take His Wife Everywhere.
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking away, he responded, … …
An Old Man Notices That His Wife Is Having Trouble Hearing.
An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing. He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won’t hear of it. He decides … …
Two Giraffes Enter A Bar.
After a while, one of the giraffes falls off his chair and passes out on the floor. The bartender looks at the other giraffe and says: ” hey! You … …
A Young Boy And His Dad Went Out Fishing.
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around … …
Customer Is Always Right.
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have … …
The Wife Said To Her Husband.
“For her 40th birthday, my wife said, “I’d love to be ten again.” So that Saturday, we had a heaping stack of chocolate-chip pancakes, her favorite childhood breakfast. Then … …
An Elderly Mother To A Nursing Home.
One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe … …